18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

So far: 1

[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] I thought about doin it lol
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them

So far: 4

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] Your hair is/has been blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow

So far: 4

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire MANY TIMES!!
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh

So far: 5

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

So far: 7

[ ] You have eaten a bug on purpose
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

So far: 9

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
[ ] You break a lot of things.

So far: 9

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before

So far: 10

[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

So far: 11

11 out of 37

Inte så illa :)